Smashing Pumpkins


By Chuck A. Spear - Posted on 05 April 2008

Ginger Reyes just testing out her new bass guitar at my place. Oh yeah, she is also in the Smashing PumpkinsGinger Reyes just testing out her new bass guitar at my place. Oh yeah, she is also in the Smashing Pumpkins Smashing Pumpkins good. Hangover bad. Billy Corgan tall. People asking me important questions right now at work bad. "Bring The Light" good. Festival Hall bad. Got there late. Only missed two songs. Got very drunk. Met hot girls. Danced to Zeitgeist. Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage. Keep hitting back space==///// almost. Pumpkins played wierd song that went for ten minutes. Surprised girls and friends when I told them the song was "Set The Controls For The Heart of the Sun" by Pink Floyd. Say what? Yes motherfucker, it was off their second album Saucer Full Of Secrets. No "Cherub Rock" but Billy wore a silver skirt -- weirdo.

You're so lucky mate. These days, my idea of a night on the town is going to the local supermarket or video store and turning the Melvins up really loud.

I think Zia McCabe from Dandy Warhols is hotter than the broad from Pumpkins, and they both play bass with dexterity.

Phone rings.

Gotta go

You're so lucky mate. These days, my idea of a night on the town is going to the local supermarket or video store and turning the Melvins up really loud.

I think Zia McCabe from Dandy Warhols is hotter than the broad from Pumpkins, and they both play bass with dexterity.

Phone rings.

Gotta go

Does Zia Mc(B)abe ever wear clothes when she is on stage?

BTW, John Kerr hasn't heard from you for a while. He asked me to ask you to post some more stories from Osaka.

Sometimes Zia goes topless. Anything to distract from their shitty music.

but Samuel Gordon Stewart is pulling the plug on his award-winning blog ... this is the end of the internet as we know it!!!!!

http://samuelgordonstewart.com/2008/04/thank-you-and-farewell

Actually, it had been shite for a long time, and he always took himself way too seriously, so I suppose it's all for the best ... I suppose he's effectively pulling the plug on a terminally ill patient ...

/end update

I am consoling myself with a 825 gm tin of Pineapple Pieces heatseeker,

I am trying not to cry as I type this ...

I'm still in shock heatseeker. I feel like garnishing my own head.

"For a while Samuel’s blog was compulsory reading for the comic geniuses who haunted his comments pages. Sadly that came to an end when I foolishly mentioned to Samuel while we were recording a podcast how much I admired the brilliant wit of his comments section.

"A reign of terror followed. The sly voices of dissent were brutally purged."

 http://www.theconcat.com.au/live/?p=2684

I am prepared to forgive him in the fullness of time.

Email me mick@micktoalbureau.com ... I need to talk to you about a ######## #####.

There is a very large man on the loose in the blogosphere yet again!

Samuel's (long winded) report of his own demise was exaggerated ... I knew there was about as much chance of him ending his pointless bleating as there was on winning first prize in a lottery you hadn't bought a ticket in!

I'm sending you a turkey, you know what to do with it.

heatseeker, check your fucken e-mail about ####### #### asap.

Sorry Chuck ... I was distracted by Ismail rabbiting on - like a Rabbitohs supporter!

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